“What do you mean, this ent the first time?”
Robyn was still half-asleep and a bit tender behind the eyes from one too many mushroom caps; he’d been minding his own business and warming a pot of mulled cider. Amidst shivering. He’d woken up to a bloody cold, very empty bed.
Then Will had shown up, in a very bloody hurry, with his shoulders hunched around his ears, and had he a tail to tuck, it would have been tight-wrapped somewhere between his knob and his navel.
And right after that had Marion shown up, wielding Gamelyn’s sword like a stony-eyed angel threatening parishioners from the corner of some cathedral of the Christ.
However, instead of lighting into Will as she’d clearly wanted to do, she’d flown at Robyn and begun bloody chasing him all over camp with Gamelyn’s sword. All because Robyn had been half-asleep, and when she’d asked him if he’d set a watch on her, he’d been daft and told the truth.
He’d not even had a piss yet….
“What do you think I’m supposed to do? Let you wander around the forest on your lonesome?” Robyn retreated to the other side of the fire, snatching at both his unlaced shirt and the fur nigh dragging it off his shoulders.
Not that it did any good; Marion just followed him. “Let me? Let me? Who do you th—”
“Mari, pet, if you’d just—”
“Don’t you ‘pet’ me—and what were you thinking? On second thought, you weren’t thinking! You were just assuming! Like you’ve t’ rights! Putting minders on me as if I were some child!”
David had already scooted out of the way, taking his precious iron utensils with him. Gilbert and Arthur dodged right, then left, then scattered as brother and sister darted around the hearth-fire, first one way, then the other.
“You ent no child, but you’re a woman, and in case you’d not heard, these parts are filled with outlaws—Ow!” He skipped sideways as she swung, and the flat of the blade smacked his thigh. “What’re you trying t’ do, geld me?”
“You ent using ’em, anyway—!”
“I am! Just ’cause I ent after making a bunch o’ bairns—”
“The likes of more of you is all we need—!”
“—like me goolies just where they are!” This time Robyn leapt over the fire. “What in hell are y’doing with Gamelyn’s sword, anyway— Bloody damn, woman!” Robyn yipped as she swung again, too close for any comfort. He changed tactics. “Put that sword down! Right now, before y’ really do cut someone!”
“Stay still so I can whack you another one, you bloody great”—a lunge—“arrogant”—another dart—“knob!” Marion overbalanced and the sword nearly went flying. Robyn skittered sideways, took refuge against the huge trunk of the hazel sheltering much of the camp, and snatched up the only weapon he could muster—a staff.
Marion glared at him for one breath. Two.
Robyn raised the staff, glaring back.
None of the others dared to so much as twitch.
Then Marion marched over, hefting the falchion over her head. It came down, a glittering arc. Robyn went staggering back against the hazel’s trunk, his staff cloven in two, and the sword’s curved blade rebounded against the root-laced ground with a sharp, nigh painful ring.
“Hoy! What in bloody hell are you doing to my sword?” It was Gamelyn’s voice.
Marion spun around, snapped out, “So, were you in on this too? Either of you?”
Robyn took part of his attention—only part, mind—from Marion. Gamelyn stood on the camp’s edge, fists clenched, and beside him stood Much, dusty with road dirt. Both seemed baffled.
Join the ring, mates. Robyn barely had time for the silent reply before Marion turned back on him and growled a curse surely no novice nun should know. In the next moment, Marion flung the sword down, turned on one heel, and stalked off.
Gamelyn cringed as his sword once again made contact with the hard, root-tangled ground.
The outlaws—those who happened to be in the wake of Marion’s passage—wisely scattered. Robyn was not considering wisdom or anything else; he lurched upright, started after. “Mari—!”
Marion kept going, and Robyn kept following, and just before she reached the camp periphery, she whirled. Robyn nearly ran over her, halting just in time with the aid of some creative arm flailing and despite some clumsy foot sliding.
“Do not,” Marion growled, “bloody follow me!”
And she stomped off into the forest.